IKEA

IKEA Brighton has opened its doors.

A local resident (who asked to remain anonymous) said: “Step out your front door, sit on a bench or look out your car window, there are presents left for you everywhere. It’s just part of life that every Brighton local deals with.”

“I think they’re evil little b*stards. BUT they’re our own special little breed of b*stards and I wouldn’t have it any other way.” Added one of their contemporaries (also remaining nameless).

Photographer: Lydia Whitmore
Gul Poop Styling: Seiko Hartfield